and from the dock my lover waved goodbye: kennedyclintonkat: metatron walks into a random office in heaven and... -
metatron walks into a random office in heaven and sees a dozen desks situated in a half-circle facing the door. it’s odd, though, because the large leather swivel chairs all have their backs situated to him.
“hello?” he calls out, hesitantly.
as one, the chairs swirl…
i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas
“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”
“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
do you think castiel will still try to watch over dean at night and get confused because he cant stay awake and then crawls into bed with dean and holds him so even if he falls asleep, if anything happens, he can protect him <3
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
And thus Dean Winchester arrived with food, and spake “Cometh foward Kevin, and claim thy cheeseburger.” And lo the prophet Kevin did claim it, along with the rest of it. And Dean Winchester gazed upon the food and spake “That’s my pie.”
(Source: angel-of-the-chuck, via deducingpeople-saltingthings)
SO! Meta-ass has Heaven all to himself, now. His revenge is complete.
It’s a place he’s envisioned for thousands of years, a true paradise of his own making. But, he might have a few little problems didn’t foresee…
I think he’s gonna be looking at the new Team Free Heaven.
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
cas’ grace is now stuck in a vial and all i could think of was dean getting it back for him[x]
asdfghjkl fan fic or canon i can’t tell anymore!!!!
My brother just told me America is full of Australian rejects, when you die in Australia you get re spawned here because the Asian and English servers are full
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
Duck Life: felicia-dayum: snickerdoots: helpful-and-dreamy-castiel:... -
So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that Crowley’s now…
swag level 1000
that boy and his lips…
wait is that Dean kissing Castiel’s trench coat?
If it wasn’t, it is now.